How To Spot an Ex-Pat at 10 Paces

EX-PATS...

They're on their own planet, aren't they?

I thought I'd post a little light-hearted look at ex-pat life here on the Costa.  I wonder how many can relate?

Here's how to spot one:

• They can be found hanging out at Ex-pat cafes and restaurants - usually ordering an English Breakfast or a Sunday Roast

• They usually carry English print newspapers and chat about UKTV

• When entering a renowned Ex-pat area you count how many UK registered cars seen

• They speak SLOWLY and LOUDLY thinking Spaniards understand

• They prefer a good old cup of PG Tips to a Spanish infusion

• They ALWAYS complain about the weather...too hot, cold, wet, etc.

• They hang out in packs...where there's one, you can be sure there are more nearby!

• They like their own 'areas' with their bars, restaurants, etc. 

• A day out is to another British urbanisation...

• or Benidorm.

• ...For lunch of a jacket potato with cheese and beans

• OR fish n chips, if possible

• They shop in Iceland..."that's why mums on the Costa go to..."

• White socks and sandals optional (that's the men!)

• Bum bag optional (at the market)

Similar to tourists, but work here.  (Unless retired, of course).

I hope you enjoyed this post!  I'll be back soon x